Free dog??

"MUSASHI66" (musashi66) 11/05/2016 at 10:14 • Filed to: None

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Wife buys a $50 bottle of tequila.

Wife hears a noise at midnights and goes down to see what the puppy is up to.

Wife finds the said bottle of tequila on the floor, removed from our booze shelf, top chewed off, contents all over the living room. Plus, some other assorted damage .

This is after we just spent $700 on her spaying.

Free dog anyone? Small one on the far right

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 10:16

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She looks like she’s still a bit drunk in that photo...or up to no good.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 10:18

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If we didn’t already have three dogs of our own...

pip bip - choose Corrour > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 10:19

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chain it up outside.

MUSASHI66 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 11/05/2016 at 10:20

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She’s a little devil.

PS9 > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 10:22

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Dog ownership is a nightmare. I don’t know how/why anyone does it.

MUSASHI66 > PS9 11/05/2016 at 10:25

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It’s just the first few months of puppyhood. Once they are over it, they are fine. They make me go out and walk all the time instead of being stuck in the house. And no one loves you like a dog :)

MUSASHI66 > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/05/2016 at 10:27

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We had her in a kennel by she needs to pee and drink water all the damn time. This is the first time she did anything at night. Probably because she can’t walk or play much for a week while her stitches heal and she is full of energy.

PS9 > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 10:36

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I’ve spend a large chunk of my adult life either running away from dogs who didn’t know where their property line ended and where the public street began, or being harassed by roommate dogs who wouldn’t shut the fuck up after hearing a car pass. Or people talking. Or a plane. Or two molecules of water vapor colliding somewhere in China. Or two aliens whispering to each other on a planet somewhere in Andromeda. Or nothing. On that note hey, did you know a barking dog will never go the fuck to sleep? Even after 24 hours of barking???

tl;dr -> Dogs are just...they won’t be anywhere near my house after I brought it. I’ll just leave it there.

Funktheduck > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 11:30

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Puppies are a nightmare at times. I’ve owned many and worked with even more. Just gotta get through those tough few months and then it’s mostly smooth sailing.

Personal preference is I stay away from working dogs for my pets. They seem to be more work. I say that but all mine are terrier mixes so what do I know?

Funktheduck > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/05/2016 at 11:31

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That’s considered cruelty to animals in many jurisdictions. Leaving a dog tethered unattended can get you jail time in many places around me.

rockingthe2 > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 12:29

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And where are you located?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 12:37

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https://www.amazon.com/SureFlap-Microchip-Pet-Door-White/dp/B009NH6NR0

My sibling got a doggy door that only unlocks when an rfid chip on the collar is within 5 feet.

MUSASHI66 > rockingthe2 11/05/2016 at 13:21

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She’s not really for free. She’s just the devil reincarnated.

MUSASHI66 > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 11/05/2016 at 13:22

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How would that help when she is inside already :)

MUSASHI66 > Funktheduck 11/05/2016 at 13:24

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Hah, if you told me you had a golden or something it’d be fine. But having terriers... they are probably just as bad as shepherds.

CaptDale - is secretly British > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 13:49

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Yes please!!!

Funktheduck > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 15:07

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Well, in my defense I’m pretty good at picking out puppies. Between my 3 I can count on one hand (maybe 2) how many things they tore up that they weren’t supposed to.

Chasaboo > MUSASHI66 11/05/2016 at 16:31

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I would only take it if you’ve been massaging it with plum wine.

MUSASHI66 > Chasaboo 11/05/2016 at 19:04

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To eat it? Like Kobe beef?